- It is a singular pleasure to tell someome, 'You leaving was the best thing that ever happened to me.' And fucking. mean. it.

- My single biggest pet peeve in life is when someone parks right in the middle of a space that could fit two cars. Hey, jackass! Some of us don't like having to walk, like, blocks in the blazing Virginia summer ( Read more... )

If I come across one more fic featuring Hermione and her almost-hysteria over losing her virginity, I will cut someone.

Seriously.

THIRTEEN-YEAR OLDS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO WRITE ABOUT SEX.

At least have some knowledge of what you're writing about. It's helpful to have, at least, kissed someone before writing about sex. Or making out. Or ( Read more... )

I fucking hate April Fool's Day.

Always have done, always will do.

And reading these stupid 'pranks' on my flist is just making me tired.

However, I love Jude. Big ♥

That is all.

Since I didn't commit homicide at the bank this morning (I swear to God, this woman was maybe three inches away from me (when the accepted distance to leave between yourself and the person in front of you is, like, two-three feet, right? Like, whenever I shifted around to glare at her, I brushed up against her. TOO CLOSE, BITCH.) and hollering ( Read more... )

Honest to Pete, stupid should hurt.

There should be actual, physical pain involved.

The worst thing about it? The stupid people never know they're stupid. It's like the mental patient that doesn't know he's mental. So he's perfectly content. (And if you can name that quote, you'll be my BFF 4-EVER! *g ( Read more... )